i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Anonymous asked: i dont see it
its really blurry but one of the tags says andrew hussie????
people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better
llook at this
wheres your hfufcking HEAD
i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all
*rides dick to church*
“get back in the kitchen”
we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news
STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS
that is like the best post they could have gotten
I don’t see Homestuck…
shhh look closer
(Source: trapbelly, via eredar)
Anonymous asked: Can u teach me how to be a hard motherfucker who doesn't sob deeply when they get anon hate? Thanks, you are the cooliest and when I grow up I want to be you :D
i literally spend all day inside my house playing video games im pretty sure u dont want to be me when i grow up
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING COWS THEY LOOK SOFT AS HELL